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The review · two stars · 59 words · pasted from a phone at the end of service

Booked for my mum’s 70th on Saturday. We waited forty minutes for the mains and when they came the pasta was cold. Nobody came back to check on us and by the time we left the evening had gone. The food was lovely when it did arrive, which is why I’m writing this instead of just not coming back.

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Thank you for writing this, and I’m sorry the night didn’t hold together — forty minutes and cold pasta on your mum’s 70th is not the evening you booked, and I would have felt exactly the same. I’m glad the food was right when it reached you: the kitchen was behind, and we should have told you so and looked after you while we caught up. If you’ll give us another go, write to me before you book and I’ll set the table myself and keep the timing on our side of the pass. — Marta, owner

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